My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
(via h-a-r-p-o)Posted on October 21, 2014 at 6:20 PM
"With Guys" by
"Mice on Venus" by C418
Minecraft - Volume Alpha
Posted on October 20, 2014 at 8:00 PM
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
Posted on October 20, 2014 at 1:17 AM
“I used to dream of big moments and interesting stories, but now I just want a nice life: to cook nice meals, walk around with my boyfriend, draw pictures that people like…and then I’ll die, and no one will know who I was, but whatever! I won’t care, because I had a happy life! I enjoyed every little thing, and that was it—that’s all I really want.”
hahahahaha oh god this is me
I had to Google this. Worth it.
can someone please gif this commercial cuz that tension is fuckin thick
(via teffisghosttrash)Posted on October 20, 2014 at 1:11 AM
—Andrea Dworkin, Our Blood: Prophecies and Discourses on Sexual Politics (via staininyourbrain) Posted on October 19, 2014 at 9:00 PM